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Roleplays / UFC - CM Punk & Bray Wyatt
« Last post by Sir Rockin on February 28, 2021, 02:41:47 PM »
Kent:Good Afternoon and welcome back to another edition of EWA Live via Facebook Live. This afternoon, I am happy to be joined by one of the men who will be competing for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship inside the Triple Tier Cage at the Extreme Bowl, please welcome for the first time to the program, CM Punk.

CM Punk:Thanks for having me.

Kent:Lets get it out of the way, it has been a while since you have competed inside a squared circle and many are surprised you choose this place, to be the home for your return to the ring. Why did you choose this place?

CM Punk:Because quite frankly, this is the only place that will allow me to just be extremely bitchy about everything that I want to be bitchy about.

(Stares at camera)

CM Punk:But the serious answer is this. I am no stranger to this company. I had a cup of coffee here that didn't go as well as I hoped it would have back in the day and I have always thought that I needed to rewrite that chapter of my life. The opportunity came up and I jumped on it. Everyone knows that I took a much needed break from this business. I had to sort some stuff out and I have. I got my assed kicked in a ring that was not squared, but I enjoyed that opportunity I was given by the UFC.

However, professional wrestling is what I was born to do. I have been in love with this business for a majority of my life and in the past couple of years, I have found that passion for this business again. I didn't think that passion would have led me to once again stepping back in the ring. I only thought I would be someone who would talk about the business and not actually step inside the squared circle, but like the saying goes, in this business, you never say never.

I never said never again. Well I may have, but again, you can't ever say it, so it didn't actually count.

Kent:How has training been going?

CM Punk:Training has been going well. I haven't really changed any of my habits I had when I was trying in MMA. In fact, I am still training some MMA Style stuff. The only difference between the MMA Stuff and the Wrestling stuff, is cardio. Wrestling cardio is no joke. You think your cardio is good and then you get inside the ring and you run around a bunch and you take some bumps and you run those ropes, those unforgiving ropes, you learn real fast that you need to up your cardio game. So I would say thats the one thing I have been focusing on, trying to get my cardio game back up to speed.

In terms of everything else. I did this for almost two decades. Wrestling instincts never go away. Knowing how to kick someone in the head, never goes away. Plus, with this event coming up, it is less about knowing how to trade hold for hold, it is about survival and fighting to the top.

There is one thing people know about me, I know how to survive. I know to fight and claw my way to the top. When you think about everything I have done in my career, I have had to do all of that. I have had to fight and claw my way to the top to accomplish every single thing I have ever wanted. When I wanted to change the game, I had to fight my ass off to do it and I was able to come out the other end a survivor.

Kent:Lets talk about your opponents in this match.

CM Punk:Where do you want to start?

Kent:Lets start with the champion, The Fiend Bray Wyatt.

CM Punk:What do you want to know?

Kent:Thoughts on facing someone as dominant and unpredictable as The Fiend?

CM Punk:The phrase, Unpredictable is a great way to describe who The Fiend is. You never know exactly what you are going to get from him. You don't know how dominant of a monster he is going to be on any given night.

There could be a point where you find a weakness of The Fiend and exploit it, but if you are slow to capitalize on his weakness, you are screwed, because The Fiend will be well aware of his weakness and able to overcome it, if you don't attack it quick enough.

That is what Bray Wyatt is good at as well. He is one of the smartest men to ever in this business, because he thinks on a different level than any of us. His craziness is what makes him the most dangerous. Which is why The Fiend is unpredictable...

(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)

“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”


Bray Wyatt:Good Afternoon Everyone and Welcome to the Firefly FunHouse!

(Celebration Noises)

Bray Wyatt:Sorry for all of the mess around here, the Funhouse has been under a bit of a renovation in the last few weeks, which is why we haven't had a chance to invite you in to our home in the last few weeks. We are sorry about that.

Like I mentioned, we have gone under a bit of a renovation, as the Firefly FunHouse Has EXPANDED!

(Crowd Cheering Noises)

Despite the objects of a certain individual... (Coughs) Huskus (Coughs) The Firefly FunHouse Has Opened a STATE OF THE ART GYMNASIUM!

(Crowd Cheering Noises)

We have all of the best equipment that you could ever dream of. All the weights, all the machines, we are whipping Huskus right in to shape. Its been the BEST time ever. From what I understand, you need to have all of the BEST stuff, to be the BEST in the world, isn't that right CM Punk?

Oh where are my manners, let me formally introduce myself, My Name is Bray Wyatt. You may know a little bit about me, but I am glad I can finally formally introduce myself to you. Coming up at the Extreme Bowl, you will get formally introduced to HIM and knowing HIM the way I do, he is looking forward to formally introducing himself to you at the Extreme Bowl.

(Laughter)

Just like he is excited to meet all his new friends at the Extreme Bowl. HE really likes making new friends, just like I do and everyone here in the Funhouse does. We like to make all types of friends here at the Funhouse. We are very welcoming to everyone.

Now, the reason for this interruption, is we have been hard at work here at the Funhouse like I mentioned earlier and we wanted to show off the new Gymnasium. Now, we could just posted pictures to the IG as the kids like to say, but we decided that whats better than showing off pictures on the Myspace Page, than showing you something LIVE and in person. Now while we have all of these fancy machines and what nots, we also built something SUPER DUPER COOL as well that we think even someone like CM Punk would enjoy.

You want to know what we built?

I think you do.

So everyone come a little bit closer. You gotta get really up close to hear what we built.

Closer.

Just a little bit closer.

We built the HEXAGON OF FUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Celebration Noises)

(Bray Wyatt appears in a Tuxedo as the scene switches to the Hexagon of Fun)

Bray Wyatt:ANNNNNNDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! In front of a sold out Firefly Funhouse, ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! For this Ultimate Funhouse Championship Battle!

FIGHTING out of the BLUE Corner... He is the HUNGRIEST MAN ALLLLLLIIIIVVEEE! HE IS HUSKUSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

(Crowd Cheering Noises)

FIGHTING out of the RED Corner... RAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLIIINNNNN RAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!

(Crowd Cheering Noises)

Your Referee In Charge... Mercy The Buzzard!

(Bell Sounds)

And we are under way! Look at these two individuals about to do battle. Ramblin' Rabbit starts the charge in and Huskus goes right in for the big chomp!

Things aren't looking good for old Ramblin' right now. He is trying to fight his way out of the clutches of Huskus The Pig.

Huskus The Pig just continues to chomp down on Ramblin'.

Mercy The Buzzard just stepped in and called the fight off.

(Bell Sounds)

YOUR WINNER... HUSKUSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE PIGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Talk about a slaughter there folks. That performance right there reminded me of the performance of you CM Punk.

(Laughs)

Tons of build and a complete let down.

(Laughs some more)

Just imagine what will happen when you are trapped inside the cage with... HIM!


You have been warned CM Punk. If I were you, I Would...

RUN!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Waves)

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

(Waves)

(Feed Cuts Out and cuts back to Kent Richardson & CM Punk)

Kent:CM Punk, your reaction?

CM Punk:Bray Wyatt is insane, thats my reaction. Come the Extreme Bowl, I will conquer The Fiend... Or I will die trying.

Kent:Thank You for joining me tonight. Get Ready Folks, the Extreme Bowl is near. We will see you again on EWA Live.
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Roleplays / Is it Prize or Pride? - Undisputed Era
« Last post by Sir Rockin on February 03, 2021, 10:56:45 AM »
Kent:Welcome back to another edition of EWA Live streaming live on Facebook Live. My name is Kent Richardson and my guest today is none other than one of the members of the Undisputed Era, please welcome to the program, via Zoom, Adam Cole. Adam, thank you for joining me today.

Cole:Thanks for having me.

Kent:Lets start with the events of a few weeks ago, where the Undisputed Era made their debut. Yourself, along with your three partners, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish, decided to attack Brock Lesnar at Seasons Beatings. Its been a few weeks, do you still think it was a smart idea?

Cole:Of course it was. Do you really think we would have done something that wasn't a smart idea Kent?

Kent:Only reason I asked, is because coming up at the Extreme Bowl, you are now scheduled to go one on one with Brock Lesnar.

Cole:I welcome the opportunity. I welcome the opportunity to get in the ring with Brock Lesnar. I welcome the opportunity to get in the ring with him and KICK HIS ASS.

Kent:That is a very bold statement.

Cole:Thats because it is. That is also because thats is what is going to happen. I am not going to play the run around game and hype up Brock Lesnar, thats Paul Heyman's job. Paul Heyman will play the role of hype man for Brock Lesnar. My job is to tell it like it is and after I tell it like it is, my job is to get in the ring and back up every single thing that I say I am going to do.

I could come at you with a long list of things I will do. I could break it down move by move. I could tell you exactly when and where I am going to drop him in the middle of the ring. But why should I do that? Its much easier to say I am going to KICK HIS ASS and mean it.

Which is exactly what I am going to do.

(Paul Heyman walks in to the studio)

Kent:Paul, what are you doing here?

Heyman:I work here.

Kent:You arent scheduled to be apart of this program today.

Heyman:I understand that Kent. Now with all due respect, you need to keep quiet, as I want to talk to your guest today, Mister Adam Cole. Hello Adam.

Cole:Hello Paul.

Heyman:Now Mr. Cole, I was just in my office listening to what you had to say, especially about how you were going to kick my client, BRROOCCCCCKKKKKK LEEEEESSSSSSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRR's ass, is that what I heard.

Cole:You damn right thats what you heard.

Heyman:I find that very amusing.

Cole:Why is that Paul?

Heyman:Because, my client is a BEAST. He is a Conqueror. He is a Destroyer. Can you say the same about yourself?

Cole:I dont have to call myself anything other than the guy is going to roll up to the Extreme Bowl and Superkick your clients head right off his shoulders.

Heyman:By yourself?

Cole:Of course by myself.

Heyman:What you are telling me, is that you don't need help from Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly or Bobby Fish, is that what you are saying?

Cole:I see what you are trying to do Paul.

Heyman:What ever do you mean?

Cole:You want to try and drive a wedge between me and my boys. I know your tricks Paul.

Heyman:There are no tricks Mr. Cole. I just wanted to know if you are going to walk in to this match up with My Client, Brock Lesnar and fight him one on one.

Cole:I am coming to the Extreme Bowl and I am coming to kick your client's ass. Thats what I am coming to do.

Heyman:Say you can do it by yourself. Say it Mr. Cole, say it.

Cole:You best believe Paul, I can kick Brock Lesnar's ass all on my own.

Heyman:If you can kick his ass on your own, why didn't you do it back at Seasons Beatings. Why didn't you step up LIKE A MAN and do it by yourself. Why did you need your boys to help you?

Cole:It wasn't about needing help. That was about sending a message and thats what me and my boys did. We sent a message to you, your client and to this entire company.

Heyman:What exactly was that message?

Cole:That the Undisputed Era has arrived and we are here to make this place... OURS!

Heyman:If that was the message you were trying to send. I think it failed.

Cole:Why would you say that?

Heyman:All you did at Seasons Beatings, was piss off Brock Lesnar. You made him angry.

Cole:Oh did we?

Heyman:Why yes you did.

Cole:Good. I am glad he is pissed off. Brock Lesnar deserves to be pissed off and angry. But let me ask you something Paul.

Heyman:Whats that?

Cole:You always look out for your client's best interest right?

Heyman:Of course.

Cole:Wasn't your client demanding competition.

Heyman:Yes he was.

Cole:Didn't your client also declare himself for the Extreme Bowl Match.

Heyman:Yes he did.

Cole:Isn't the Extreme Bowl match an opportunity for bigger competition.

Heyman:Well...

Cole:Isn't the Extreme Bowl for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.

Heyman:It is.

Cole:Isn't your client a prize fighter?

Heyman:Yes, yes he is.

Cole:Then why isn't he fighting for the biggest prize in the world. Why isn't he in the Extreme Bowl fighting for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. He did declare for it afterall.

Heyman:Because Mr. Cole, he is fighting you.

Cole:Did Brock Lesnar want to fight me or did you YOU want him to fight me?

Heyman:My client...

Cole:Don't give me the run around Paul. I know what the answer is. Brock Lesnar doesn't need a match with me to get revenge. He could storm in to a locker room and look for a fight. Its Brock Lesnar. Did you want him out of the championship match so your client doesnt have to face The Fiend?

Heyman:Adam.

Cole:What happened to Mr. Cole. Now its Adam. Did I strike a nerve with you Paul?

Heyman:Mr. Cole. You need to remember, not only am I the advocate for Brock Lesnar, I am also your boss.

Cole:Oh trust me, I know that you are playing both sides of the table. Which is why I know that you don't think your client could beat The Fiend. You were hoping that Ace would have taken the championship away from The Fiend, so your client could roll in to the Extreme Bowl and fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Since Ace didn't do it, you found the first opportunity you could to pull your client out of the match up. I doubt your client was too happy about that.

Heyman:My Client, was fine with it.

Cole:You just said it yourself, Brock Lesnar is a PRIZE fighter. There is no trophy in this for him. There is now championship on the line when him and I square off at the Extreme Bowl. Its just me and him. One on One. No championships. Just pride. So is he a Pride fighter now, not a prize fighter?

Heyman:My client is a Conqueror and Mr. Cole, he is coming to the Extreme Bowl, to conqueror you.

Cole:He is coming to conqueror me rather than fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Sounds like to me, you aren't doing whats best for your client.

Heyman:Why is that?

Cole:Because come the Extreme Bowl. Your Client, Mr. Heyman, is going to LOSE this PRIDE fight. As I am coming to the Extreme Bowl, to KICK HIS ASS and that simply, is UNDISPUTED!

(Call Hangs Up)

Kent:Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you all for tuning in another edition of EWA Live. We will see you all again very soon.
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Event Details / Event Announcement #1: Extreme Bowl 2021
« Last post by Sir Rockin on January 12, 2021, 03:10:33 PM »
Kent:Welcome back everyone to another edition of EWA Live, streaming here on Facebook Live, my name is Kent Richardson. Today's guest joining us here via Zoom, is the Executive Director of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, Paul Heyman, Paul welcome back to the show.

Paul Heyman:Thanks for having me.

Kent:How was your holidays?

Paul Heyman:I had an excellent time spending the holidays with the family. It was a good time had by all.

Kent:It has been a few weeks since Seasons Beatings, where does everything stand right now with everything going on with the company?

Paul Heyman:Well, as you mentioned with your first question, it was the holiday season, I allowed the employees of this company to spend sometime, safely of course, with their families and enjoy the holiday season. Now everyone is back to work, some are spending time in the office and some are working from home, which is what I am doing today.

As we stand right now as a company, we are pouring all of our resources in to our next event, which some of the talent had been mentioning back at Seasons Beatings, Extreme Bowl 2021.

Kent:Do we have a date in mind for the event?

Paul Heyman:We have been talking with all our partners and have decided, that LIVE from the Hardcore Colliseum, we will be presenting The Extreme Bowl 2021, on February 28th, 2021.

Kent:What can you tell us about the show?

Paul Heyman:Well, we can talk about the one match the show is built around and that is, the Extreme Bowl match, which like it has been done in the past, the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line inside the Triple Tier Cage, which means, you will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion, The Fiend Bray Wyatt defending his championship.

Kent:Who will be the challengers?

Paul Heyman:Well, it feels like it is tradition at this point, but the first challenger I would like to announce is that Lone Jobber will be in the Extreme Bowl. Another man who has thrown his hat in the ring to be apart of the Extreme Bowl, was CM Punk.

Kent:What did you think of CM Punk returning to the company?

Paul Heyman:He will make an excellent addition to this roster and will help this business move forward.

Kent:Is there anyone else you would like to announce?

Paul Heyman:Well Kent, my client, BROOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKK LEEEEEEEESSSSSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAAARRRR... As you know wanted more competition, which is why back at Seasons Beatings, we announced that my client would be competing in the Extreme Bowl match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship, however, those plans change.

Kent:How so?

Paul Heyman:Undisputed Era changed the game.

Kent:What happens now?

Paul Heyman:You see, after Seasons Beatings, Brock Lesnar was very heated, which he had every right to be. He spent a couple of weeks away from everyone, hunting, like he normally does and he texted me the following.

Im ready to hunt them bitches.

So, Brock Lesnar is now on the hunt, for something other than the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. He is hunting The Undisputed Era and their leader, Adam Cole. Which is why I am happy to announce that at the Extreme Bowl event, it will be for the first time in history, Brock Lesnar one on one with Adam Cole.

Kent:Thats a big match.

Paul Heyman:Indeed it is.

Kent:Is there anyone else you would like to announce for the Extreme Bowl?

Paul Heyman:Today? No. I will say, there are a few spots left and if you really want to lock yourself in a cage with The Fiend, feel free to step up to the plate, because well, I wouldnt be stupid enough to be locked in there with a Fiend. Thats just me.

Kent:Thanks for your time here today Paul.

Paul Heyman:Thanks for having me.

Kent:Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Paul Heyman and we can officially say, the road to the bowl, begins today. We will see you next time for more EWA Live!

EXTREME BOWL 2021
FEBRUARY 28th, 2021

EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
EXTREME BOWL
The Fiend Bray Wyatt (c) vs Lone Jobber vs CM Punk vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD

Adam Cole vs Brock Lesnar

PLUS

MORE TO COME!
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Roleplays / Undisputed Beginnings - Undisputed Era
« Last post by Sir Rockin on January 12, 2021, 01:12:14 PM »
(Moments following Seasons Beatings, Kent Richardson catches up with The Undisputed Era.)

Kent:Guys, what just happened out there?

O'Reilly:What happened out there, was the four of us making a statement. It was the four of us going in to that ring and showing the supposed baddest man on the planet, that hes far from it.

Fish:We showed Brock Lesnar whose ring it actually is.

Kent:What is your role with Degeneration X?

Cole:What do you mean our role? We have no role with in Degeneration X. We are The Undisputed Era first and foremost. The most DOMINANT group in all of professional wrestling right now. We are more DOMINANT than any Club out there. We put on more of a HURT on anyone in this Business as you just clearly saw in that ring tonight. You see Kent, everyone knows that Triple H and Shawn Michaels have been the ones running the show around here for the better part of twenty years.

Strong:Thats a very long time.

Cole:It is Roddy. Everyone also knows Kent, that Triple H and Shawn Michaels have influence elsewhere and everyone knows that they have give us an opportunities in the past to BE the best in this business. So you ask what our role with DX is... There is no role. Its only opportunity.

They opened up the door for us to walk right in to. They opened up the door and said guys, this place is yours now. Do what you want with it. Which is exactly what we are going to do.

Strong:We have the keys to the kingdom now Kent. There is no one who can stop us.

Fish:No One.

Kent:Why did you target Brock Lesnar?

Strong:Attacking people just for the sake of attacking people makes no sense. If you are going to make a statement, you make it by attacking one of the best of all time. Brock Lesnar is one of the best of all time in this ring. So what we did was took the top guy and knocked him down a level. Simple as that.

Kent:Do you think Brock Lesnar is going to be looking for revenge?

Cole:If Brock Lesnar is smart, he wouldn't come anywhere close to the Undisputed Era, because what happened in that ring tonight, will happen again. So Brock, you don't want none of the Undisputed Era. Stay away.

And with that Kent, we are out of here. Just know, that from this moment forward, the EWA is run by the Undisputed Era!

(All Four Men Pose as the feed fades to Black)
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Feedback / Seasons Beatings 2020
« Last post by Sir Rockin on December 29, 2020, 02:18:10 PM »
Feel Free to leave your feedback and reactions to Seasons Beatings 2020!

http://archive.ewazone.com/2020/12/seasons-beatings-2020/
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Roleplays / Oh was I supposed to say something - woops ~~ Lone Jobber
« Last post by Lone Jobber on December 10, 2020, 06:34:53 AM »
We're taken to the backstage area with our hosts Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel.  The duo seem to be getting impassionat, looking around constantly, checking the time on their phones.  The men take a collective sigh of relief when they see the one and only Lone Jobber turn a corner and approach them. 

Ned:  Damn Jobber, I know you like to cut it close, but this might be too much for the new management.

Jobber:  As some very close peeps of mine would say “meh”. 

Jay:How've you been doing Jobs?

Jobber:  Oh, I've been good.  Thanksgiving was quiet and all that.  Just a nice relaxing time.  It was good.

Jay:  Okay... but you know that some people were waiting to see you right?

Jobber:  And they all can for the upcoming Lone Jobber celebrates the holidays, which you can find at Twitter dot com slash Lone Jobber.  We're thinking we've got the time to hopefully put our some fun segments this year, starting with Hannukah. 

Ned:  Alright, now that we've got your pimping your shit out for the holidays, the fans wanted your response to the challenge laid you before you for Season's  Beatings...

Jobber:  Ahh Seasons Beatings.  One of my favorite events, I just can't get enough of the age old favorite, the Holiday Bowl.

Ned:  Yes...

Jay:  He's dancing around it.

Jobber:  Hmm?

Ned:  You were challenged.  By Charlotte.  We all have been waiting for your response.

Jobber:  Right, right.  How charged is the battery on that guy, you know how I am.

Ned:  Oh, we expected a long rambling session, so when you're ready.  What do you have to say to Ms Flair?

Jobber: Charlotte wanted to face the last ever EWA Women's Champion, which, was me.  To Cee and I, one on one at Season's Beatings ---clears throat--- no.

…

Ned and Jay exchange glances in the hanging silence.

Ned:  What do you mean with just “no”.

Jobber:  Nah.  I'm flattered you want to work with the best, but pass.

Jay:  That's... not what people were expecting.

Jobber:  You thought I'd spend hours ripping into her, talking all about how she's finally going to get into the ring with a true great, a man who actually earned his 16 plus world title reigns... and about how I was going to teach her a lesson?

Jay:  Pretty much.

Jobber:  Nah.

Jay:  But she challenged you.

Jobber: And I passed.  See that's the thing, this match, it's not for me.  You know me, I'm a two time women's champion in this company.  But frankly, I always thought those sort of matches sucked.  No offense to Charlotte or Tessa or any of the other ladies who are making a name for themselves with those sort of matches, but intergender matches like that are, in my view, trash. 

Ned:  Trash.

Jobber:  Yeah, they are garbage, low rent matches. 

Ned:  You just said you're a two time woman's champion.  Seems...

Jobber:  Hypocritical of me, yeah, maybe kinda.  But that's the thing, that trash happened nearly a decade ago.  And to be frank, if you go back and watch any of those, it was mostly just me ducking and dodging attacks.  I hated being put into that position, and these days, guess what, it's easier now than ever to say, nah.  I'm good.

Ned:  But there is a match signed.  Charlotte is going to be expecting to face someone.

Jobber:  And... if she does, I've got someone in mind.  So my dear Charlotte, I must break your heart, no, no I won't be taking part in your trash wrestling match, but.. but if you want, there is a young lady Team Jobber has been working with these past few whatevers.  True, she's not a mega star like myself, but I'm sure she's more than up for the challenge.  So Ms. Charlotte, self proclaimed Queen, let me introduce you to my newest protege, the Queen of Crazy herself....

Ned and Jay turn to were Jobber motions and sees the young lady that Jobber mentioned.  She does a little finger wave before Jobber leaves Ned and Jay to themselves.

Ned:  She seems...

Jay:  Familiar?

Ned:  Yeah.  And it's not just the whole teal and purple on black...

Jay:  Jobber did say she was part of Team Jobber.

Ned:  We're not losing our spot are we?

Jay:  We're legends, of course not.  Not to some... newbie.

Ned:  Yeah but still.... I feel like I've seen her before. 

Jay:  Tall, pale, redheads.. I mean... oh...

Ned:  You don't think?

Jay:  I mean, I dunno.

And as we look upon the confused and worried faces of Ned and Jay, we fade away.   

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Roleplays / UnHappy Beast (Brock Lesnar)
« Last post by Sir Rockin on December 09, 2020, 01:19:11 PM »
Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am here today as the Advocate for the Undisputed Greatest Fighter in the World, the BEAST known as BROCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK LESSSSNNNNNAAAARRRR!

Over the last few days, my client has informed me of his unhappiness of being left off of tonight's Seasons Beatings event and how EWA management has mishandled this entire situation. My client has informed me to speak on his behalf today to let you all know that he wants me to file a compliant on his behalf. Which is what I am going to formally do right here and right now.

Let me pick up my phone and lets call up EWA management.

(Dials Phone)

Hello, this is Paul Heyman, the Advocate for the Undisputed Greatest Fighter in the World, Brock Lesnar. My client would like to formally file a complaint about being excluded from tonight's Seasons Beatings event.

(Sound Mumbles)

Yes I understand.

(More Mumbling Sounds)

Yes, I understand how that can happen.

(More Mumbling Sounds)

Are you sure?

(More Mumbling Sounds)

Okay. That should work. Good Day.

(Hangs up phone)

That was a productive conversation and we have come to a resolution. I was told, that EWA Management will be formally making an announcement any moment.

(Screen Transitions)

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, the Executive Director of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. I just had a conversation with the management for the Undisputed Greatest Fighter in the World, BROCCCCCCCCCCCCK LESSSSNNNNNAAAAR. They spoke to me about how their client was not apart of this show.

I am happy to announce, that tonight, Brock Lesnar will in fact be IN ACTION tonight at Seasons Beatings.

I have told Brock Lesnar's representation that Brock Lesnar will have an opponent waiting for him in the ring when the show opens tonight. So consider this a bonus for Seasons Beatings Tonight.

Thank you all very much and I hope you all enjoy the show tonight, I promise you, it will be something Can't Miss!
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Roleplays / FireFly FunHouse: Title Defense Day (Bray Wyatt)
« Last post by Sir Rockin on December 09, 2020, 12:56:49 PM »
(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)

“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”

Good Day Everyone and welcome to another edition of the FireFly FunHouse!

(Cheers)

Today kids, its a very special episode of the FireFly FunHouse, because today kids, its Title Defense Day!

(Party Noises)

Which must mean its time for SEASONS BEATINNNNNNNNGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Party Noises)

The one night of the year, where we all get to come together and give each other presents.

Ramblin' Rabbit:I thought that was Christmas.

Those are different types of presents that you get on Christmas silly rabbit.

Huskus:What about Hanukkah, we get eight nights of presents.

Those are also different types of presents and by the looks of it, you already got in to the Hanukkah Gelt Stash already.

Huskus:They were (Burps) Delicious.

Oh Huskus!

What I meant by presents, I meant that this is the one night of the year we can all come together and deliver beatings with all kinds of neat-o toys.

(Pulls out a box)

Lets see what we have in here. Oh this one is fun, a Menorah, you can just wack someone right in the back of the head with one of these. Here are the candles for the Menorah. Remember kids, if you are going to play with candles, always have an adult present so they can light the candles for you. Kids should always have supervision when playing with fire, right Ramblin'.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Right Bray!

(Ramblin' Rabbit hides the lighter behind his back)

Lets see what we have in here, oh here is a string of lights, you can hang someone by the neck with some of these things.

There are just so many toys to play with in here, it may even put HIM in the holiday spirit.

(Laughs)

It is the most festive time of the year afterall. We get to Deck The Halls with all the Tinsel and Ornaments and the blood of our bestest friends!

Just look at our fireplace. We have it deck to the nines with all of these great holiday decorations. It is just missing one thing.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Whats that?

It needs more BLOOD!

Ramblin' Rabbit:How do we get more blood?

We let HIM get it for us.


Chris, what blood type are you? That is, do you even know what your blood type is? Not like it really matters. HE will collect any type of blood you have in your body today, so we can DECK THE HALLS with your blood to make our Holidays even more Festive!

(Laughs)

Don't worry Chris about your legacy or anything like that. It's not like you will even remember anything that happens tonight when you make a 45th comeback in another year.

(Laughs)

All I know is that tonight, HE will walk out still the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

(Laughs)

HAPPY SEASONS BEATINGS!

GOOD LUCK CHRIS!

YOU ARE GONNA NEED IT!

BYEEEEEEEEEE!

SEE YOU TONIGHT!
(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)

“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”
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Roleplays / Firefly Funhouse: Breaking The Habit (Bray Wyatt)
« Last post by Sir Rockin on December 05, 2020, 01:23:27 PM »
(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)

“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”


Ramblin' Rabbit: I see pain...
I see need...
I see liars and thieves...
Abused power with greed...
I had hope...
I believed...
But I'm beginning to think that I've been deceived...You will pay for what you've donnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! No more sorrow...I've paid for your mistakes...Your time is borrowed...
Your time has come to be replacccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddd!

Thieves and hypocrites!

Bray Wyatt:Rabbit!

Ramblin' Rabbit:Thieves and hypocrites!

Bray Wyatt:RABBIT!

Ramblin' Rabbit:Oh... Hi... Bray. I didn't see you there. I was just jamming out to the Greatest Linkin Park Songs ever!

Mercy The Buzzard:That isn't the Greatest Linkin Park Song Ever.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Yes it is.

Mercy The Buzzard:No it's not.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Yes It Is!

Mercy The Buzzard:No it's not.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Then what is?

Mercy The Buzzard:Listen to this.

Ahem!

I don't know what's worth fighting for...
Or why I have to scream....
I don't know why I instigate...
And say what I don't mean...
I don't know how I got this way...
I know it's not alright...
So I'm brrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaking the haaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbit...
I'm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaking the haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbit tonight!


Ramblin' Rabbit:My song was the greater song.

Mercy The Buzzard:Mine was.

Ramblin' Rabbit:No Mine.

Mercy The Buzzard:No Mine.

Ramblin' Rabbit:No Mine.

Mercy The Buzzard:Trust me. Mine was better.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Says who.

Mercy The Buzzard:THEY told me.

Ramblin' Rabbit:Who are they?

Mercy The Buzzard:You don't know who THEY are?

Ramblin' Rabbit:No.

Mercy The Buzzard:Just do your research, everyone knows who THEY are!

Bray Wyatt:Are you two silly rascals done yet?

Ramblin' Rabbit:Yes.

Mercy The Buzzard:Sorry Bray.

Bray Wyatt:While everyone may or may not know who THEY are. Everyone knows who HE is. And HE is getting ready to get back in to the ring at Seasons Beatings and it just so happens, that HE gets to fight the BIGGEST LINKIN PARK FAN EVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Party Noises)

But that's not who we are suppose to know you as right? You are a former Multi-Time World Champion. You are one the GREATEST of ALL TIME. That is who you are right Chris? That is the person we are suppose to know you as right?

If so, then why are you here. Why did you come back to this place that you left a long time ago.

Is it because you are looking for a Cure for the Itch?

That itch to once again be the best in this business.

Or are you realizing that what you have done your entire life was All for Nothing?

Or is it that you are having trouble Breaking The Habit?

We all know that addiction is a disease that is hard to break. Sometimes it leaves you Powerless. Sometimes bad habits leave you In Pieces, sitting in the Wastelands just Waiting for The End.

But at the end of the day, are you are just searching for Somewhere I Belong. Which is why you always come back right? As this is the one place where you don't feel Numb, right Chris.

This is the place that gives you a purpose. The one place that gave you the Keys to the Kingdom, for all of your biggest success. No other place gives you that. No other place gives you that feeling. Out in the real world, you are Forgotten. Just left Talking to Myself, realizing that maybe all of this was All for Nothing.

But here is the good thing Chris. HE will help you. HE will put an end to it all. Because HE gets rid of all the Lies, Greed & Misery. 

While all of this around me is fun and games. What HE does, isn't. HE will make you bleed, HE will make you suffer and HE will put an end to it all.

So Chris, don't worry. It will be all over soon enough.

HE will make sure of it.


All you have to do is... LET HIM IN!

GOODBYE!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)

“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”

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Roleplays / Acknowledgement - Charlotte
« Last post by Sir Rockin on November 16, 2020, 02:33:44 PM »
Kent:Good afternoon everyone out there in internet land here on Facebook Live. I am Kent Richardson and welcoming you to another edition of EWA Live. Today, we have a very exciting show for you as we have our first ever in studio guest since we have launched this show, everyone please welcome Charlotte Flair! Charlotte, welcome back to the show and welcome to the studios!

Charlotte:Thank you for having me.

Kent:What brings you to the Studios today?

Charlotte:I was ask to come by today and film some video stuff for the social channels and have a tour, since its my first time being up here.

Kent:What do you think?

Charlotte:You guys have a nice setup going.

Kent:Thanks. Now lets get to the hard hitting stuff.

Charlotte:Lets Go.

Kent:About three weeks ago was the last time we spoke and during that session, you issued your first challenge here in the EWA, where you wanted to face the last ever EWA Womens Champion.

Charlotte:Correct.

Kent:About eleven days ago, EWA's Executive Director Paul Heyman made it official, that you will indeed face the last EWA Womens Champion at Seasons Beatings. However, Paul didn't actually announce the name of your opponent.

Charlotte:Correct.

Kent:He said he was waiting for the person to step up and announce it themselves.

Charlotte:Correct.

Kent:Why aren't either yourself or Paul Heyman saying the name of your opponent?

Charlotte:Lets talk about Mr. Heyman first. I asked Mr. Heyman to not announce who it is as a favor for me. Mr. Heyman wanted to make it clear who it was, but I was completely against it.

Kent:Why?

Charlotte:The simple answer to why is, because.

Kent:Because why?

Charlotte:I figured that's how you were going to reply to that statement. It is because I am enjoying myself Kent. I am enjoying playing a game of mystery, even though its very clear who it is. Everyone knows it. I just want to hear them acknowledge it and talk about it.

I am enjoying knowing I am controlling how they are forced to create their next piece of content and how they have to focus it about acknowledging the legacy of what they left before them. People like to take pride in creating their own direction and their own path.

It is what I am doing. I am creating my own path and direction and I know my end goal.

I also know that the person who has to answer my challenge likes to go in their own direction. They like to create their own content a certain way. For the longest time, no one has ever put this person in a position where they are the one calling them out. They usually just look at the card and go, that is who I am facing so I am going to center my content around this and boom, they are done.

I went out and I challenge them to this match. I called them out knowing that even though I have yet to once say their name, I have their attention. I am now the focus of what their existence. I am now the object that stands in their way.

Kent:Will you ever say their name?

Charlotte:Of course.

Kent:When?

Charlotte:Once they say mine. It is a respect thing. Acknowledge me. I will acknowledge you. Simple as that.

Quite frankly, it is a humbling experience for them. For once they have to acknowledge someone other than themselves. Which at the end of the day, at Seasons Beatings, they will be HUMBLED by The QUEEN!

Kent:Thank you for joining me today.

Charlotte:My pleasure.

Kent:That will wrap things up here today for EWA Live. We hope to be back later in the week with another guest. Good Bye Everyone!
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