(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)
“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”
Hey all of you little Hellraisers out there! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
(Scary Party Noises)
Welcome to the First Ever Firefly Funhouse HALLOWEEN PARRRTTTTTTYYYYYYY!
(Scary Party Noises)
Look at all of this food we have. We have plenty of games for people to play, including my favorite, bobbing for Rabbit Parts (Winks in to Camera). We also have all of this candy for all of our friends to enjoy!
Ramblin' Rabbit:Where is everyone?
Mercy The Buzzard:No one is coming.
Ramblin' Rabbit:But why?
Mercy The Buzzard:They don't like us.
Ramblin' Rabbit:How can nobody like us. We are warm and friendly. Just look at this place. It is the happiest place on earth.
Mercy The Buzzard: We see that. They don't see that.
Ramblin' Rabbit:How can we show them?
You can't show them Ramblin'.
Ramblin' Rabbit:How come?
They just have to be willing to accept us for who we are. We sent out all of the invitations. It is all we really could do. If no one wanted to come celebrate the best night of the year with all of us... Then I guess we will just have to celebrate all by ourselves and just enjoy all of this candy and food.
(Burp)
Huskus!
Huskus:What?
Did you just eat all of the candy?
(Burp)
Huskus:No.
Huskus (Disappointing Look)
Huskus:Fine, I ate all the candy.
What did we say about saving some for all of our guests?
Huskus:I know. I should have saved them some. Im sorry.
It's okay Huskus. We all know you have a sweet tooth.
(Ticking Clock)
Ramblin' Rabbit:Whats that noise?
Yowie Wowie! I almost forgot!
(Sits down at the computer and begins to type)
Ramblin' Rabbit:What are you doing?
I have to send this letter!
Ramblin' Rabbit:To who?
EWA's Executive Director, Paul Heyman. He needs to know who HE will be facing at Seasons Beatings and if I don't get this letter in on time, then HE won't get to fight who HE wants to fight.
(Ticking Clock)
Mercy The Buzzard:The clock is about to buzz.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Who is it?
I can't tell you yet.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Why not.
I have to tell him first.
Mercy The Buzzard:Time is almost up.
I am pounding away at this stupid contraption as fast as I can. Don't you hear me typing!
Ramblin' Rabbit:Have you hit send yet?
No.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Have you hit send yet?
No.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Have you hit send yet?
NO!
Mercy The Buzzard:Its about to be deadline.
SENT!
(Buzzer goes off)
Whew! Just in time. I hope he is happy with that decision.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Who is it?
Do you really want to know?
Ramblin' Rabbit:Yes!
I mean do you REALLY want to know?
Ramblin' Rabbit:Yes!
Then fine, I will tell you, since you REALLY want to know. As a matter of fact, instead of telling you, let me show you. We did setup this fancy table for playing games, we might as well use it right?
(Cheers)
Back when I was a young innocent child, we used to play card games. One of them was called, 52 Pick up.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Whats that?
Don't worry about that game, I am not worry about picking up 52 cards. I only want to pick up one.
Ramblin' Rabbit:Which one?
This One!
This is who HE wants to face. Hopefully HE accepts the challenge and comes to play with us. All he has to do is... LET ME IN!
BYE!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
ENJOY THE CANDY!
BYE!
(“Good Friendship Song” begins to play)
“We're really glad that you're our friend
And this is a friendship that will never ever end”
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